[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Vice President Joseph Biden. How's that sound, Witless?

The liberal's liberal. The excruciatingly intellectual, ivory-tower-loving,
bleeding-heart archetype of the modern American liberal politician. A mere
heartbeat away from the Presidency.

Can you imagine what Biden would do if something happened to Obama? We'd have
responsible government. No wars motivated by radical ideology. No keys to the
Treasury for the oil companies. Real action on greenhouse emissions instead of
the stalling tactics used by the dinosaur ****uplicans.

Scottie, you'll be moving to Mexico, right? Even better: I heard Jesse Ventura
wants to move to some little island in the Pacific and declare himself General
For Life. You can go be one of his minions and not have to pay all those taxes
that twist you into a pretzel.