http://www.amazon.com:80/review/product/B000I1X6PM
"If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that's
compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just
imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into
the wound and fill me completely -- like white, holy light. Holding this
cable in my hands actually makes me feel that much closer to the Lord
Jesus..."