Arnii Krooborg's issues
"Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
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Funny thing George (may I call you that?), I diddled
myself twice today and I still want more. According to
the permanent records, I have been caught diddling
myself in public
twice, and once in the boys locker room of a school. I
was kicked out of school for playing
pocket pool with a sixth-grader, messing with several
other little boys' privates, not being toilet trained,
and a few other reasons. My daughter's baby isn't mine
either (that they can
prove, LOL! Been there, done that! ;-), but I'd
willingly marry her).
BTW George, can you tell me the difference between "dildo"
and "diddle" yet?
Can I ask you to help me learn? What would you prescribe
for incontinence?
All of my underwear is severely stained. As are the
seats of most of my slacks.
Well, in the interest of full disclosure, my socks and
shoes are full too.
I'm very sick and you need help. Continuing to
abuse myself and my family is not the answer.
Look, I'm ipotent so I can't do my daughter or my wife, and
neither of them will do me any more.
I've run out of money from the 1-900 calls, and my palms
and pecker are blistered.
****R, it is quite clear that you and George need to get a room....
BTW, what does Dr. Gindi tell you about this?
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