Arnii Krooborg's issues
On Jun 18, 2:06*pm, "Arny Krueger" wrote:
"George M. Middius" wrote in
GOIA honestly stated:
I never wanted to marry my wife, but she tricked me into it. That baby wasn't mine.
I looked at the DNA evidence and did not like what I saw.
Funny thing George (may I call you that?), I diddled myself twice today and I still want more.
According to the permanent records, I have been caught diddling myself in public
twice, and once in the boys locker room of a school. I was kicked out of school for playing
pocket pool with a sixth-grader, messing with several other little boys' privates, not being toilet
trained, and a few other reasons. My daughter's baby isn't mine either (that they can
prove, LOL! Been there, done that! ;-), but I'd willingly marry her).
BTW, have you figured out the difference between "dildo"
and "diddle" yet?
Can I ask you to help me learn? What would you prescribe for incontinence?
All of my underwear is severely stained. As are the seats of most of my slacks.
Well, in the interest of full disclosure, my socks and shoes are full too..
Kroo, you're very sick and you need help. Continuing to abuse yourself and
your family is not the answer.
Look, Shhhh! won't do my daughter or my wife, and neither of them will do me any more.
I've run out of money from the 1-900 calls, and my palms and pecker are blistered.
I'm getting even more desperate and my pastor won't talk to me any more. He said
if I ever came near him he'd call the police.
GOIA, you're really not very good at editing quoted text.
But this sudden rash of honesty from you is refreshing. ;-)
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