Joke of the Day
On Jun 3, 12:10*am, "TT" wrote:
Please note: *The names have been changed to protect he
innocent.
Isn't funny how you can sometimes read a joke and see
someone you know in it?
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The local Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger
congregation that
will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to
leave.
John Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the area,
stands up and
proclaims:
'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new BMW
every year and his
wife with a Honda *mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Jim Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands
and says,
'If the Preacher will stay on here I'll personally double
his salary and
establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school
education of
his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.
Mrs. Krooga Snr., age 92, stands and announces with a smile,
'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex.'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her:
'Mrs.Krooga, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Mrs. Krooga's son, Arnii, *is now trying to hide, holding
his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from
side to side,
while his mother replies:
'Well, I just asked my son how we could help, and he said,
* 'F*ck him!'
Please stop this type of post on RAO. It is mean and not helpful.
Besides, as we've seen, 2pid gets very jealous when he's not the
center of attention.
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