[Arny Krueger]

"George M. Middius" wrote in
message

Arnii, you've been complaining that I mention you by
name.

Can't read, can you Middiot? You don't mention me by name, and we both know
it. No, I've been wondering about who is this "krooborg" that you've been
obsessing over.

You see Middot, I'm a little jealous because we've been together all these
years, you playing the role of spurned lover, and I don't want to lose you
to someone else whose name even sounds a tiny bit like mine.