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"George M. Middius" wrote
A question of pressing urgency is why pregnant mothers who abuse their
unborn children aren't charged with crimes. The links between consuming
alcohol and caffeine and serious complications, for example, are well
known. Using pyschotropic drugs and nicotine is also linked to problems.
When are The Authorities going to crack down on abusive mothers?

When pigs fly, or they make all of the above, illegal.