Audio for Holy Rollers
StynchBlob volunteers to lead today's autogratification session. As per
usual, his intonations are phrased in the peculiar code endemic to fully
committed masturbators. As a courtesy to RAO, I've consulted with a
special translation expert, and I've posted standard English renderings of
Styncho's grotesqueries.
Little wonder considering his hovel reeks of the Augean stables.
Translation: "I love the smell of prepubescent boys. Wild horses couldn't
drag me away from the Little League locker room."
Stopping by rao, you can always count on 'lil Georgie soiling his Depends
with unbridled glee.
Translation: "I love dirty underpants. I even pay the neighborhood boys
for them."
His "lifestyle" has, sadly, left him incontinent.
Translation: "Golden showers are for amateurs. Join my party and
experience some serious urinary encounters."
His malodorous detonations repulse even members of his chosen abominative
"community."
Translation: "I learned the word 'abominative' in church, and now I yell
it out when I'm about to cum. Wheeeee! Here I go!"
[Note: StynchBlob's jerkoff sessions are reported to score high
attendance, especially among middle-aged, married Baptists, but we don't
have any reliable data.]
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