[George M. Middius[_4_]]

I'm nonplussed by this development, but it looks like the Krooborg has
finally scored a new Kroopologist. I admit I thought it would never
happen. I mean, what are the odds of somebody popping up who's as senile
as Harold Ferstler or as feeble-minded as Mickey McMickey? Very long,
I'd say. And yet it happened.

So kongradjoolashuns, Mr. ****, on acquiring the fealty of Winnie the
Poo. You're two matching .... uh.... folks? critters? turdbuckets? ...
oh, whatever. Two of the same thing. Well done, Mr. ****.