Threatening graffiti were discovered in several sites at Oakland
University in Michigan today. So they closed the school's door!
Here's a link:
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a...804140355/1005
If you're wondering what kind of graffiti could have conveyed such
menace as to panic the entire campus, the Resistance has uncovered some
details. The graffiti in question were drawn by 'borgs from the Michigan
Hive. They threatened wholesale assimilations at the campus. The 'borg
assassins also left literature promising "painless" assimilations to any
humans who signed up for "the rapture voyage", whatever that is.
Usenet veterans have long suspected that Oakland U. housed a
particularly nasty nest of 'borg vipers, and this incident draws back
the curtain on the ugly truth.