Offer of forgiveness
On Mar 9, 7:39*pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote:
On Mar 9, 2:57*pm, George M. Middius cmndr _ *george @ comcast . net
wrote:
The Krooborg can't bear to admit the truth.
This is my offer of leniency for Arnii Krooborg. Arnii, although you're as
odious and disgusting as ever, I'm prepared to cut you a break. We all
know you want us to stop picking on you and making you more miserable than
you already are. Well, I'm ready to lay off, if you'll do one little thing
in exchange. If you can fulfill a small request, I will stop ridiculing
you, likening you to feces, exploiting your problem with language for
laughs, and generally making merry at your expense.
"And what is this one thing I'm requested to do?" I can imagine you
thinking to yourself, bionic heart racing and sweat dripping off your
nanite-infested brow. Here it is: Admit you know next to nothing about
audio equipment, and admit you accept that no real audio company will ever
hire you. You don't have to admit that your beloved aBxism religion is a
failure. You don't have to admit that you're clinically insane. Just admit
your ignorance and your unsuitability for employment.
I hope you'll consider this offer seriously, Arnii. If you accept and make
these admission, I will stop harassing you, mocking you, belittling you,
and insulting you. It's possible other Normals may join with me in this
armistice. Wouldn't that be wonderful for you, Arnii?
George, I challenge you to stop obsessing over me in public this way.
So make me an offer. What's in it for me if I leave you alone?
It's a bit embarassing
[snip Kroo****'s fantasies]
Without trying to parse your demented peroration of self-pity, I wonder if
you can clarify something. In the following picture, which of these
gentlemen is you and which one is Scottie Witlessmongrel?
I note that GOIA cannot count to six. Did you see his klaim that there
was only one comma in Clyde's post? LOL!-
I counted five, in two sentences, but I'll throw in a few extras, now.
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