[George M. Middius]

Has anybody been to the Turdburger Emporium in Goose Puke? The Krooborg
just "invested" some of his most prized "currency" in this promising
start-up restaurant.

The Krooborg throws a jealousy tantrum.

Thank's Mr. Kroofeces for, admitting Mr. Krooturd that, you spend your
days and nights writhing in envy of Normals Mr. Kroo****.

[snip original post that EXONERATED the Krooborg from suspicion]

It's a lucky day for Arnii Krooborg. Sometimes the low-tech,
Luddite-like methods he prefers are the way to go.

[original formatting restored]

Arnii, I think you need an enema. You're getting waaaay
backed up.

[My supreme master], I know that when I mention the word enema in your presence, droll

You ****ed up your feeble IKYABWAI, Turdy. Want to try again? ;-)




--

Marc, when you wrote "I'm sure Arny's keyboard is covered with
spooge by now." you were pretty close to telling the truth.
A. Krooger, Feb. 20, 2008