[George M. Middius]

The Krooborg throws a jealousy tantrum.

CNN reports that the Justice Dept. broke up a kiddie porn ring and
arrested a slew of perps. Queenie and Bratzi, you needn't worry whether
the Krooborg was scooped up in this bust. CNN reported this telling
datum about the porno ring:

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Fourteen Americans are in custody as part of a
global crackdown on a well-organized child porn ring that used
sophisticated encryption technology, the FBI and Justice
Department announced Tuesday.

The baddies used "sophisticated" technology. We on RAO can easily
discern that the Krooborg wasn't involved.

It's a lucky day for Arnii Krooborg. Sometimes the low-tech,
Luddite-like methods he prefers are the way to go.

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Arnii, I think you need an enema. You're getting waaaay backed up.