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Arny Krueger Arny Krueger is offline
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The Earth is about 5,000 years old.


The Bible verse that says this is where?

Dinosaurs were
planted by the devil to sow confusion.


Same question.

Seas can be parted, no problem, if you have the faith of a mustard seed.


Again, same question, along with a question about whether or not there are
such things as figures of speech.

Ditto hitting your enemies with plagues.


That's been done many times, so where is your problem?

Ditto with making it rain food,


Edible items have indeed been found to fall from the sky from time to time.

walking on water,


Never heard of water skiing, I take it? ;-)

or rising from the dead.


So those suitcase things they have in airplanes in case someone has a heart
attack don't work?

Ditto with impregnating a virgin.


Never heard of artificial insemination?

Why, right here
in the US of A, we had a woman impregnated, who was
likewise a virgin, by being shot in the stomach by a
bullet that had first passed through a man's scrotum. It
was during our civil war. Just look it up. This is how
"miracles" occur!


And your definition of miracle that makes all of the above impossible is???

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/bullet.asp


Also covered on my favorite *religious* show, Mythbusters.

And christianity is the one "true" religion. All of the
others are fakes. And there are certain branches of
christianity that are "truer" then others.


Good that you finally got something right.

Do you have any more questions? :-)


With answers like these ****R, why would anybody ask you which way is up?