[George M. Middius]

10. I shouldn't have told where I live, where I went to school, where I
used to work, my wife's name, or any other personal info.

9. I don't know squat about high-performance turntables.

8. I don't really consider myself a good christian.

7. I'll never be employed in the audio industry, in a recording studio,
at an audio or recording publication, or any other paid job in any way
related to audio hardware or software.

6. I hate and fear women.

5. I am consumed with envy over my enemies' material success.

4. I know there is no such thing as a "Usenet career" or "the debating
trade".

3. I secretly enjoy the humiliation and punishment I receive on Usenet,
and I come back every time the craving gets too strong to ignore.

2. I regret telling thousands and thousands and thousands of lies.

1. I know I'm basically a putz in audio, and the real reason everybody
gives me crap is because I'm a grade-A schmuck.