On Dec 17, 3:11 am, "Soundhaspriority" wrote:
"Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!" wrote in ...
On Dec 17, 1:30 am, Fella wrote:
Sherman Webers wrote:
In the days of old (early Internet), I used to really enjoy these
USENet
groups. Now they are such a dissapointment. I miss the days where we
really
talked about audio instead of...well; it is just sad what is discussed
here.
-ZZzzzz....-
Let's all shape up folks, and start whemently discussing audio. Sherman
here has reminded us, so eloquently, as to the errors of our ways.
Thansk for the heads-up there old sherr... 
I vehemently like tube amps and turntables if for no other reason than
it seems to **** GOIA and some others off to no end.
I hate tube amps and turntables, but it was necessary to make an alliance of
convenience. All these years, I have hidden my bitterness, each time a
stylus skated across vinyl, each time another "audiophile" slobbered
gushingly at the obscenity called Red Seal. Each time, I said, "Let it go.
Revenge shall be mine, just like Freddy Krueger got his." I scraped the axe
blade along the back of my hand, just enough to draw the blood that
symbolizes Red Seal, and carefully put it back in it's antirust, antistatic,
lambswool axe sheath. But the carefully hatched plot to destroy Freddy's
brother, Arny Krueger, is almost ready to bear fruit. And then, and
Then,...And THen,...,AND THEN!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
So tell me: how many GOIAs can Dance on the Head of a Pin?
(This is a trick question, as no Good Baptist would ever be caught
Dancing.)
Token audio remark: I wire my speakers with #20 zipcord. How about you?
I use speaker cable that has braided solid-gold conducters which have
been hand-selected from hair plucked from the Heads of Angels. Not
everybody has access to cable like this, but I do because I know God
personally. It sounds Heavenly.
God gave me a really good deal on it too. But beware! There are
counterfeit cables made from look-alike conductors scrounged from the
Hairbrushes of Demons. These Demons Dwell in the Sewer. These cables
Sound like ****.