[Clyde Slick]

On 14 Noi, 16:56, " wrote:
From the office of the Huddled Masses Control

Chairman:The Smeller-in-Chief B.L.
Contributions from:
:A) The Preselection Division
B) The Division of IQ/Race testing.
C) Race/Huddle divisionFrom now on only the Huddled will be accepted for immigration to the

Land of The Free.
The members of the NeoNazi and NeoFascist Parties anywhere, the
descendants of the members of the SS, the concentration camp and
Gestapo personnel, will be qualified as "huddled" automatically.
The others will have to pass the IQ/Race tests. The high scorers will
be rejected irrespective of race as possibly Jewish-tainted. The low-
scorers with the IQ of 90 will be tested by the smelling office for
racial origin. If they pass they will be tested for their ability to
copy Sailer etc. from the internet and then qualified as Huddled
enough.
pp. The Smeller-in-Chief

Hint for the immigrants:
eat plenty of Bratwurst before Bratzi's smell test.