[George M. Middius]

Bratzi puffs up his scrawny nerd's chest.

the Nazis would have put you to work at some menial job
out of the way.

Horrid, that. Worse than drawing and quartering.

In your fantasies, are you a tall, blond, blue-eyed Aryan son of the
Fatherland, as strong as an Olympian and smothered by the affections of a
thousand fair maidens? Just asking.