[George M. Middius]

Arnii "**** for Dinner" Krooger blabbers about the heights of burger
cuisine he pretends to know.

its[sic] easy to believe that ads could convince
people that an acceptable product was at least a little better than some of
its competition.

Translated, this wishy-washy wobbler means Arnii is still waiting for
one of the big chains to market his dreamed-for meal, the "Dirty
Burger".