Variable-Density Optical-Specific Analog Audio Artifacts?
On Jun 20, 10:25 am, peterh5322
wrote:
On 2007-06-20 09:51:41 -0700, Radium said:
I strongly prefer VD over VA.
And, I strongly prefer silver cars over any other color, especially red.
But, my preference reflects my prejudice, just as your immeasurable,
uninformed statement reflects your prejudice.
But, at least my prejudice has a measurable basis:
The audio-artifacts specfic to an analog, VD, negative, B&W, optical
soundtrack are a mouth-watering, delicious, paradisiacal crackling
[due to black spots on the film] similar the baking of garlic bread in
a clay oven full of hot bituminous coals.
The fart of a magnetic, digital, VA, positive, and/or color soundtrack
is a hellish stink of stinky, thick, foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy,
terrifying, disgusting, and annoying human kakaa-gas of a human who
eats stale fat-free cheddar cheese, sticky fig newtons, cornstarch,
canned over-ripe mangoes, rotten lentils, and decaying cauliflower.
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