[Hammingaway]

A drunk was showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom,
they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.

"What's that for?" one of his friends asked.
"It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"How's it work?" the friend asked.

The drunk guy picked up a mallet and whacked it, giving off an
ear-shattering sound. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the
wall screamed, "You asshole, it's three o'clock in the morning!"

Hammingaway