George M. Middius wrote:


You won't believe this. Or maybe you will, but you'll be appalled. Wait...
In honor of Mexican bull testicles, I'll tell it like you're sitting on the
next stool at the bar.

A guy goes to work. He works in an office. He gets his coffee and sits down
at his desk. A co-worker starts a conversation that ventures into pop
music, and then meanders into home audio. The co-worker says he has a nice
little system with little tiny speakers and a bigger subwoofer. The first
guy, being a bit of an audio enthusiast, hears mental alarm bells at the
mention of "little tiny speakers". So he asks the co-worker what kind of
speakers he has. The other guy says they're Bose. The first guy asks if he
likes them or if he's thinking of upgrading. The co-worker, astonished,
answers, "What do you mean upgrade? Bose makes the best speakers in the
world!"

True story.

Chill. I hear Prozac helps, George.