George M. Middius said:

Tim Brown said:

For decades Phillips has produced a broad and innovative range of garbage.

For anybody who might not be acquainted with Little Timmy The 'Borg
Smegma Master, bear in mind that he thinks everything sounds the same
and should cost the same. (I.e. very little.)

All Philips units sound the same when they're falling apart just by
themselves.

--
Sander deWaal
Vacuum Audio Consultancy