"Oke Fireberg" wrote in message
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Jazz is not music. It is the absolute antithesis of music. It uses that
harsh, metallic squawk device called a "saxophone", and abuses real
musical instruments to produce a primitive noise much less attractive
that the sounds made by a cat being strangled.

Good one. Actually I could learn tob like jazz were it not for the uppity-ness
of it all. First the fans are just too snooty. Then there're the musicians. Do
you know the three rules of jazz?

1. No musician may know more than one song.
2. He/she must refuse to play that song if anyone is playing. Leaving the stage
when someone else is playing is a good idea.

and finally the only rule that can never, never be violated:

3. No musician may ever, ever smile while performing.