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"MOSFET" wrote in message
...
:

1) tel - Teleportation
(it's a "future-ready" option)

2) speed - Amphetimine Supply
(tells you how many amphetimines you have left)

3) rheo - Distance to the Rheo Grand River

4) acc - Accordion
(instantly fills your car with accordion music, handy when in Bulgaria)

5) batt - Battery (duh)

6) gnd - Ground Beef Supply

7) ct- - "cock tease" who won't put out
8) ct+ - "cock tease" who WILL put out

9) ant - Do you have an ant problem in your car

10) can-l - Canned Iguana supply

11) can-h - Canned herring supply

There you go!

MOSFET

Har har har *snort* har har heeeeeee har