Fella said to DonkeyBorg:
Not if he'd say anything about cables in one of those "BLOCKS of
unreadable text" you small-soul prick. Then you'd be all over him with
all sorts of overused, trite, borgish cliches. 
Poopie is currently engaged in some bizarre sexual fantasies involving a
fat farmboy, a dwarf whore, an Israeli "rocket" ;-), and his grandpappy's
ear trumpet. And to maximize the grotesquerie, he's holding out the
surprise of the party until his pal Arnii Krooborg arrives.
--
"Christians have to ... work to make the world as loving, just, and supportive as is possible."
A. Krooger, Aug. 2006