"George M. Middius"
Here's a video of Graham "Eeyore" Stupidson in an unguarded moment:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...ey+sex&h l=en
Didn't follow the link, but looking at the URL:
****, you're puerile. How old are you?
At least Allison disses with panache (well, kinda) and humour.