Once again, you have loved more boys this quarter (33) than anyone
else in the Continental US! You are well on your way to the coveted
NAMBLA Grand Sausage Wizard status by the end of the current hunting
season.

Your tireless pursuit of young love is a credit to your family and
friends, too.

Please join me in congratulating Mr. Krueger for his remarkable
achievement!

Respectfully,

NAMBLA Admin