Krooscience: anathema for audiophiles?
Margaret von B said to CheapskateBorg:
turntable tests and measurements
Testing
test equipment
What you don't have is a decent turntable, you dumb ass liar.
Maybe not, but according to the Laws of Krooscience, such a possession is
unnecessary. I'm sure you know this, Margaret, but I'll recap it anyway.
It is a Known Fact that turntables are inferior to digital media.
Therefore, all "tests" performed by the Krooborg are certain to show what
is already known, i.e. that turntables are noisy and erratic in speed.
Hivieism tells us that "tests" are more meaningful than simply listening.
This is an article of Their faith. If They accept the premise that Normals
can base their choices on just listening, they will be forced to submit to
reprogramming or even reorientation. Even 'borgs don't like doing that.
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"Christians have to ... work to make the world as loving, just, and supportive as is possible."
A. Krooger, Aug. 2006
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