Voicing an opinion as worthless as a wino at a wedding, William Sommerwerck
postulated...

I just got back from a mad dash to Scotland, where
they speak English. Unfortunately en route one must
pass through Geordieland, where they talk total gibberish.

Why criticize the Scots for their "poor" English, when the language
was unwillingly forced on them?

Obviously not from this wee Island, are ye laddie ?

Obviously canna read the words printed above properly laddie ?

Maybe time to ge' yerself some new glasses laddie ?
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slumpy
no more
no less
just me