From: "Schizoid Man"

To all the neocon warmongers on this forum: ScottW, Arny Krueger, PJ,
McKelvy, et al:

IOncluding me as a neocon makes you, what's the word? Oh yeah, wrong.

Your phenomenal arguments, that are as eloquent as they are erudite, have
convinced me that my own moderate political inclinations are completely
incorrect in this bleak landscape that we call a 'post-9/11 world'.

Though I may not agree with you on certain issues - I believe evolution is a
fact and should be taught in schools, and I do not think that inter-racial
marriage is a sin - I am beginning to concur on the tangible issues of
equality, fraternity and liberty.


And who on the above list has said otherwise?

Don Evans, the Commerce Secretary and former Bush campaign manager, told Tim
Russert that he believes that "God put George Bush in the White House" to
lead America through this "dark, trying period".


An opinon he gets to have.


I mean, if it is Divine Intervention that we are talking about over here,
then who are we to argue?

People who are free.

There is no doubt about it. Bush is like a shining light, a beacon that will
lead humanity to salvation. He will save us from ourselves.

If only that were true, but first we'd ahve to kill all but one of the
liberals. We'd need one to show how stupid they were.

Freedom is not America's gift to the world, nor God's gift to
humanity. It is His gift to us.

Actually, it's a necessity for human existence.

Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years
of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a
televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and
prosperity is finally over."


You do understand that the onion is satire, don't don't you?

I didn't think so.