Le Artiste said:

"Marc Phillips" emitted :

British food is the best in the world.

OK, so that was a stretch. :-)

What, you don't like Indian food?

(Apologies to Paul Dormer.)

"Indian food" is a British invention! The oily dreck that second rate
takeaways serve is, anyways. My motto is, if the rice sports the
colours of the union jack run like hell!

If you ever visit Manchester I'll treat you to a lotus root curry at
Gaylords, or a Cantonese down at Yang Sing - some of the finest
"British" food available.. :-)

Can we get a tour of the Factory Records building and The Hacienda?

Boon