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From: dave weil

Why are you baiting captains of industry, Arnold?

those are just unexplicable mysteries of the Universe, I suppose.

Not hardly, class. Mr Krueger does what he does because he's both a shut-out
and a shut-in who knows he can't get anywhere on his own merits so he attracts
as much negative attention as he can; at least *someone* will pay attention to
him for *something*. Underneath it all, he's a muddled middle-class desperate
and bitter soul who's more to be pitied than scorned.

Awaiting the obligatory response from Mr. K which we'll put to music:

'Your mamma was a sweatsock
Your father was shoe
I **** people off up front
So I'm more man than you... Hey!'

Class dismissed

PM