In article z,
Yeasty Cock-Slimmer wrote:

I find having my testicles gently touched by an ice-cold teaspoon
heightens my enjoyment of music.

Aha! The source of your sprout fetish! Followed by a plunge into hot
water, a sprinkling of oil, and plating.

What heightens *your* enjoyment of music?

I have a Quad-inspired mental clamp circuit that implements within three
notes of "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)".

Stephen