Arny said:

"Marc Phillips" wrote in message

Dr. Z said:

I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.

Hey, don't knock Vegas weddings...I had one! And there were many
sacred moments that day, including filling out my marriage license
with a golf pencil, and the hefty click sound the play button of the
tape recorder made when "The Wedding March" began!

Plastic does as plastic is.

That doesn't make any sense. Would you care to try again, idiot?

Boon