"Marc Phillips" wrote in message

Dr. Z said:

I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.

Hey, don't knock Vegas weddings...I had one! And there were many
sacred moments that day, including filling out my marriage license
with a golf pencil, and the hefty click sound the play button of the
tape recorder made when "The Wedding March" began!

Plastic does as plastic is.