"George M. Middius" wrote in message

The Penurious Terrierdork is still gnawing on Friday night's


Scottie, Scottie, Scottie. Haven't you learned yet that Humor Is For
Smart Guys?

If irony killed, we'd all be dead.

Got any new status symbols?

Middius definition of "status symbol" - the same thing he has only nicer.

You know, the kind that would give you the appearance of success?

Apparently you're denying the reality that a lot of people use and
believe in material status symbols.

Translation: Middius lives on those disability payments that he's been
accusing me of taking all these years. If nothing else, George's
externalization module is working overtime. To learn about him, read what he
accuses others of.

Being a lowly nerd who is devoid of any humor or self-awareness, surely
you can see that it's not yours
to judge.

Translation: I know what you are but what a, I?

Hmmm?

Translation: I George Middius am really an circa early 90's AI program
running on a cheap 486. My fans rattle, and my power supply caps are drying
out so I hum.