"Keith"

ASBEM* Electronics Catalog (REPOST!)

Do the laws of physics restrict your appreciation of fine electronic
products? Does the scientific method and electrical engineering get in
the way of your wallet and our company?

....

Qui qualcuno che rientra nel target c'è...


....

Bellini questi...

:-D

Xr-6789 Speaker Cable

This amazing product transmits the signal from your amplifier to the
speakers on your system. While thousands of hours of ABX testing have
shown no real difference in the effects of $.99 to $999.00 per meter
cables, we here at ASBEM Electronics have determined that
discriminating audiophiles want to spend their money on speaker cable
anyway. We've come up with our own "magic" cable you can add to your
priceless system. OK, it's just like zip cord, but we've colored the cable
with impressive hues and our great logo- a golden open wallet with a
vacuum hose sucking its contents out. We put some gold connectors on
them and gave it a fancy name so that you can insist it eleminates
"color". Price: $799 per meter.

Audio Mist

Unfortunately audio engineers have focused on source, power and
speakers. Most have failed to note the lack of attention given to the
final link, the air between the speaker and your ear. Our Audio Mist
sprays a fine mist of our proprietary AM 4000 audio liquid. Works well
with
Audio Body Oil sold below. Please, no smoking around audio mist.
(Headaches may occur). Price:
$500.00

Audio Body Oil

Ever wonder what happens to those sound waves that don't make it to your
ears? Well we've partially solved the problem with Audio Body Oil. Splash
this special lotion all over you body an it helps to deflect the sounds
hitting those places other than you ears towards your ears. (WARNING: You
must be completely nude to experience the full effects). Price: $200.00

(*A Sucker Born Every Minute Electronics)