Wackjob Bob Morein wrote:

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Dear Doctor Graham:

I can't seem to stop playing with myself or annoying people on the newsgroups.
It hurts when I tinkle. Also... I think my brain is on fire. Can you help?

Regards,
Robert Morein

Yes. You've got an interminable case of the "nasties". They're inside
your head, eating your brain, and by the looks of things, you won't
have much brains left pretty soon. You'll have to act immediately here.
Get an icepick and stab yourself in the head as many times as it takes
to get rid of the nasties. That should do it.