George M. Middius wrote:
Yappity-duh-duh-duh.

Today is the day for you to exult, Turdy. Shovels has officially declared you to
be his role model and an admirable individual. Well done, Mr. ****!

Actually you have far more responsibility in creating SHPs alliance
with Arny

Far more than whom, Scooter?

Than Arny.

Why do you even open your eyes in the morning?

I know why you open your eyes in the morning, Mumbles. In the hopes
that I will be there for you to obsess over. Face it, you're the junkie
and I'm the fix. It looks like if you weren't living just to read me,
you'd kill yourself.