"soundhaspriority" said:


Frankenschtein! Frankenschtein! Do you have a castle I may have inherited?



Dear dr. Morain,

Ve are zo zorry to invorm you zat all available cazzels are bespoken.

Ve vill put you on ze waiting list.


Best regardz,

Dr. Alphonse Zweistein, thesaurier-general.

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