the mad, the evil, the bombastic, the Mark David Chapman of RAO, the
one and only imposter of soundhaspriority, aka Crazy Bob Morein, wrote
a frothing mad paranoid lunatic diatribe that looked like this:

"Walt" wrote in message
...
paul packer wrote:
wrote:

I couldn't understand how Robert and others
can believe that Dr. Richard Graham, a London psychiatrist for
adolescent behaviour, family man and mathematics professor, who has
announced that he's too busy to edit his own newsletters and does not
post on usenet, could possibly be me, posting all these messages on RAO
every day. But apparently, Robert and Ludovic Mirabel and Shovels and
Walt and Paul Packer and Steven Sullivan and Powell can all somehow
understand this, and find Crazy Bob quite credible in his assumption
that I must be Graham,

Frankly, I've never bought the evidence for you being Richard Graham,
and seeing you posting every day, all day only increased my doubt.

There is no evidence to buy. Shippy at one point admitted to being
Richard Graham, before he started vigorusly denying it. That's the extent
of the "evidence": some annonymous troll on the internets contradicting
his own damn self.

Unless of course you want all this nonsense to go on
because you're enjoying it.

Bingo! We've got a winner.

That's a possibility. Another possibility
is that you are Richard Graham after all and can't prove otherwise.

And if he is, so what?

//Walt


One cudd say, "so what" t' all of dis, GEEEHEEHEEE.But I feel dis pehson is a sort of
a casser. He ackual hopes t' habituate us t' his presess, so he can shill
his ****. Gawlly!Read dis: http://www.prwatch.org/books/expehts.html. It explains
the, errr, cosspt of de "Big Lie", inbentid by Dgoseph Goebbels, duuhhhh, Hitler's chief
propagandist. He statid dat it is easieh t' make peoble beliebe a big lie
dan a small one.

De pehson I beliebe t' be Richard Graham is attemptigg t' habituate us t'
de presess of a lyigg shill on dis newsgroup. Gawlly!Oss he gets us t' swallow
his parasitical self, uh uh uh uh uh, he figers he can real go t' town selligg 'n
shilligg snake oil. In my opinion, de reason he keeps briggigg up de
denial dat he is Richard Graham is cuz his ackibities hehe are in
sehious collishun wid his edical reponsibiltibies as a medical
professhunal. He despehate want t' maitain two seprit libes, duuhhhh, dgust as
Brian L. Gawlly!McCarty did. So he has t' dispatch the, ERRRR, suspicion dat he is Richard Graham.

I write screenplays. Part of learnigg the, errr, craff is writigg diffehent
charackehs. Lee me lone! T' do dis successful, one has t' learn duh, how t' write in
diffehent "boices". DOIHH!T' do dis, duuhhhh, one has t' get inside de gord of diffehent
peoble. I'be read Dr. Graham's newslettehs. T' a writeh, dey sound behy
similar t' his posts hehe. Bod indibiduals habe similar styles, duuhhhh, mannehisms, duuhhhh,
'n bocablaries. Duh.Bod are extreme wordy. Gawlly!As I read bod his posts 'n de
newslettehs, duuhhhh, I deteck the, ERRRR, same figgehprints in bod. Dis is the, uh uh uh, first piece
of ebidess.

De seconb piece of ebidess dat Dr. Richard Graham writes in one of his
newslettehs dat he has chosen de monikeh "soundhaspriority". Duh.PWB
Eleckronics sells an embossid aluminum stickeh wid dose words, duuhhhh, allegid to
habe magical powebuhrs t' make audio ekipmin sound betteh.

De dird piece of ebidess is a long rant, uh, wrote in what I dguje t' be
undeh de influess of cocaine, uh uh uh, which is c'plete unhibited, uh uh uh uh, in which Dr. Graham free discusses de issues he now wishes t' deny. I recognize
the, ERRRR, style of dat writigg as Dr. Graham's.

De fourd piece dat "soundhaspriority" states repeated dat Richard
Belt is one of de greatest scientists of de 20d century. Dis pehson
want us t' beliebe dis. Gawlly!Wantigg us t' beliebe dis is iportant on to
someone who has a sharid economic innerest wid PWB Eleckronics. Richard
Graham does; he writes deir newsletteh, 'n let's not be so naibe as t'
beliebe he does it f' charity.

Fiffh: It's also word considehigg dat a mehe troll wudd not spend 90% of
his posts hehe denyigg dat he is someone he is not. Lee me lone!One of de pehsons who was nominatid to be the, duh uhh, true "soundhaspriority" has a habit of ipehsonatigg
libigg peoble. F' some reason, it is extreme iportant t'
"soundhaspriority" dat:
1. He remain anonymous.
2. Webuh not beliebe dat he is Richard Graham.
Dis is not typical sockpuppet behabior.

De sixd elemin is not ebidenshul, but it must be considehed. Dr. Graham
is an extreme intelligent, uh, albeit unbalassd indibidual. GEE danks.In tehms of sheeh
IQ, he considehs himself t' be more intelligent dan any of us, GEEEHEEHEEE.He is
inbolbid in an extreme intricate battle of wits wid you. Cuz of his
smehts, he can crate layeh upon layeh of lies, duuhhhh, intendid to confuse
'n mislead you. Alan Turigg, a seminal British c'pootr scientist, uh, inbentid
a test of smehts. Accordigg t' Turigg, de more intelligent entity can
lie 'n deceibe de less intelligent. In my opinion, Dr. Duh.Graham is conbissd
dat by continuid deploymin of what he considehs his supehior smehts,
he can conbiss you dat "soundhaspriority" is someone else. Lee me lone!Dis is de
essess of de Turigg Test of artificial smehts.

De most dangehous digg f' any of us is not t' acsmehts dat dehe are
peoble who are more intelligent dan us. Lee me lone!Dis goes f' anyone. Um uh.Dehe is someone more intelligent dan you, dan me, uh uh uh, or prackical anyone. High
smehts is the, uh, essenshul tool of the, ERRRR, successful con man. De professhun
has attrackid many peoble who aren't smehts enough, such as Brian L. McCarty.
But Richard Graham has almost pullid it off. Particular sophisticatid is
de "free twebuhak" gambit. Dis is ackual how Dree Card Monty is played. He
lets you win, bef'e he takes you Bik Tyme.

Duuhhhh, Don't let Richard Graham, errr duh, tayke you Bik Tyme.


Sorry Goofy, I didn't understand much of your mad evil tirade about me,
but I thought I saw the word "Hitler" in there. And so, for comparing
me to "Hitler", I invoke upon thee, Godwin's Law
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law)

Which means I now decla I WON.

Thank you, you may carry on being a mad fool.