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, aka Ludovic Mirabel, shrieked out like an hysterical
schoolgirl:

What a hysterical reaction. Calm yourself down Ludovic, I'm sure your
body parts are still intact. However, your brain still seems to be
malfunctioning. You might want to get that checked out at the factory.

"I tried your paper/pinhole/aspirin tweak and I feel embarassed and
humiliated!" - Ludovic Mirabel
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Mr. SHP you're not justice.

Two acres and a bushel will get you five grains of corn.

You insist on being taken seriously. Worse you're belching fire
imitating a fear-inspiring dragon.

No, I'm just having fun being entertained by you. Don't be so afraid of
me and my ideas, Ludovic, I don't bite. My little gnarly friend Shovels
might though, but that's why I keep him on a short leash.

But we both know that deep down you realise that your
main asset is your tweaks.

(Shhhhhhhh! Keep that on the downlow, will you? Otherwise, everyone's
gonna want to be trying them, and I don't have enough to go around...)

I disagree with you, but only because you're wrong. As you always are,
Ludy. I have so many assets, I don't even have a 'main' one. But enough
about me. As we've already established you're a hopeless bore and an
arrogant pathological liar. What do you suppose -your- main asset here
is?

Or maybe you don't. If so take my word for it.

Oh, okay. Why shouldn't I take the "word" of an ignorant yutz who has
no idea what he's talking about, ever, and has never proven a single
arrogant lie of his in the entire time I've been here? I just answered
my own question, didn't I?

I'll try the serioussness fitting now. Watch me:

Uh yea, whatever you say, "Gollum".

Yes: you provide cogent reasons why you keep us all on
tenterhooks about your identity.

I never fail to be fascinated at how so many people have SO little
going in their little lives, that my so-called "identity" is at the
topmost of their thoughts these days. Shovels claims everyone here has
"jobs", but you all seem to be either retired or as in the case of
Robert, never worked in the first place.

As for my identity, its in all of my posts, you silly nitwit. As for my
"usenet identity", well I've dropped many hints about it all over my
messages, since the beginning. No one here is smart enough to have
gotten it yet and quite frankly, that's one of the things that amuses
me so much and keeps me laughing at you bunch of goofs. Some of you in
particular, -really- should have gotten it by now. Besides, I thought
Morein cleared up the "identity" thing for you, when he went on a
lunatic crusade against Richard Graham? If you don't believe I'm
Graham, why aren't you explaining this to Morein and Shovels, et al.?

Perfectly sensible to write thousands of words
in explanation.

Why of course. It is if you like writing and can write. It isn't if
you're a moron and can't even read 5 words without getting confused,
let alone thousands.

Perfectly sensible proposing morphing resonances and
quantum theory as background to 5 pinholes, cat picture and aspirin
tab composition for improving audio.

Why of course, once you fully understand the relation. It's as
perfectly sensible as it was for YOU to fiddle with putting together
said 5 pinholes, cat picture and aspirin tablet in the hopes of
improving your audio. insert evil laugh

Perfectly reasonable to slip in, accidentally of course, the address for
purchase of
"chemical X" audio cream. Twice in one paragraph.

Are you talking about PWB products from http://www.belt.demon.co.uk?
Because I don't know anything sold on the website at
http://www.belt.demon.co.uk that fits any description of a product
called "Chemical X Audio Cream". Maybe you're thinking of the products
that Robert Morein shills here? I think that's one of his, along with
his "morphic green sex cream" and DHM spray (how does his jingle go
again? "A little dab'll kill ya"..).

You're quite wrong. You don't upset me.

Sorry. That's true in my case but in yours? I don't believe that for a
minute.

If you were as wise as you're clever you'd appreciate
the compliment.

I already told you I did. What, do you want it engraved on a silk
hankerchief? I find that I have to tell you a lot of things several
times before it sinks in. Given your ripe old retirement age, I'm sure
you're not as quick as you once were. But then, given your latest
brilliant "deduction" about me, that I'm Dr. Richard Graham shilling
products to the innocent lambs of RAO in a new avant-garde type
marketing strategy whereby you attack your potential customers, there's
no evidence that you ever were.

The facts are obvious to us, Richard.
Love,
SHP