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...Two words: Holy water.
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I did something else to the water prior to the blessing that also
improved its sound quality, but I don't think I'll mention what
because... well, it sounds a little "loony" to be honest. I'm afraid
that it might harm my reputation and I might lose the respect of the
good people of RAO if I mentioned it, and won't be taken seriously.
Okay, well that's it, so I suppose its now time for the rest to get the
ol' mocking machine goin'. Here's a few suggestions to help the
ignorant narrow-minded pigs find their way to the trough:

My bro has no bladder retention problems. I can testify that I witnessed the
ex****ement. This makes me feel good, because it is so inconvenient when we
have a surgical procedure, and they have to roll him onto his back (my
stomach).

Bro, I love you.