Robert Morein wrote:


Thees is nut a qoountoom ixpluneshun. It meeght qooeleeffy es qoountoom pheelusuphy. Bork bork bork!
It is freqooently nut understuud thet qoountoom mechuneecs, unleeke-a physeecs, is a
clused exeeumetic system, joost es Ioocleedeun geumetry is a clused exeeumetic
system. Zee exeeums mey be-a feeooed et
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Zee impleeceshuns ooff zee exeeumetic system celled qoountoom
mechuneecs ere-a
poozzleeng und pereduxeecel vhee mepped intu zee physeecel vurld, ixcept fur zee
"currespundence-a preenciple-a", vheech stetes thet in zee meun ooff lerge-a noombers
ooff perteecles, zee behefeeur ooff a qoountoom system is identeecel tu thet
prescreebed by clesseecel mechuneecs, unuzeer clused exeeumetic system.

Muny peuple-a use-a zee mystery ooff thees meppeeng in ettempts tu joosteeffy
specooleteefe-a zeeureees sooch es Sheldreke's. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Unffurtoonetely, thees is pueentless. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Becoose-a qoountoom mechuneecs is su mystereeuoos, muny peuple-a hefe-a ettempted tu
essuceeete-a mystereees ooff zeeur perteecooler interest veet it. Um de hur de hur de hur. "Qoountoom
mechuneecs" is seemply a set ooff exeeums. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Seemply refferreeng tu zee neme-a ooff zee
exeeum set veethuoot useeng it fur mezeemeteecel pruuffs is nut a feleed furm ooff
reesuneeng.

Zee ebufe-a deescoossiun dues nut ****redeect zee pusseebility thet Sheldreke's
mooseengs mey hefe-a sume-a feleedity. Bork bork bork! Hooefer, it is impurtunt tu understund thet
merely vreppeeng a mystery in unuzeer mystery is nut un ixplunshun. Unuzeer
ixemple-a ooff thees eboose-a is zee seerch fur zee suoorce-a ooff cunsceeuoosness und free-a
veell. Muny peuple-a hefe-a specooleted thet zee suoorce-a leees booreeed in zee
"epperent" rundumness ooff qoountoom behefeeur. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Boot Henry Stepp, physeecist et
Levrence-a Leefermure-a, vhu is zee must ecteefe-a zeeureest in thees erea, beleeefes
thees is nut currect. Um de hur de hur de hur. Hees ixpluneshun is, in fect, fer mure-a redeecel, boot
cepeble-a ooff integreteeng zee pereduxes ooff zee Sulfey Cunfference-a.


Not only have you officially lost your marbles Robert, but it sounds
like they ended up in your mouth. Get help, man. You really need it.