Robert Morein wrote:

I'm not impressed with the so-called "theory" behind Richard Grahams's
tweaks, but neither can I deny that two rao'ers have increased their
personal pleasure by use of them.

They're not "Richard Graham's tweaks", imbecile. And I'm not
impressed with your ignorance about the theories, particuarly since you
know next to nothing about the theories to begin with. I do note
however, that you say you can't deny 2 RAOers having increased their
enjoyment of sound, yet you had no problem denying the fact that I had.
This speaks to what I was saying in my thesis ("Message to the ignorant
pigs of RAO") about how "mindless sheep" like you Robert, only begin to
consider something valid if they look at their peers and see that they
have experienced it. Obviously, I'm not of your "peers". Thank God
for small mercies.

If, for example, some engineers in the organization you belong to, the
IEEE, starting studying quantum effects on our perception of sound and
taking the subject seriously, so would you begin to take it seriously.
Some people are leaders, some are mindless followers. You're a
follower. What else is new?

"Fella's" statement that the music seemed
to slow down is an indication of an altered state of consciousness, which
can be induced by many things.

No, it is NOT any kind of such indication. It is merely a description
of his perception of sound. (note that it isn't an "altered state of
consciousness", but not for the reason you gave). What this comment of
yours is, is an indication of is you constantly over-analyzing things
and arrogantly believing you are right all the time, but in fact,
taking yourself further away from the truth. For someone who believes
himself a thinker, I find you really don't think very hard.

A mental crutch is a good thing, if it works harmlessly.

Your mental crutch that audio stops at Newtonian laws is not a good
thing. For an audio engineer, such ignorance is never "harmless".

I do suggest to "Fella" that there are probably many other
things he could to to induce the same altered pleasured state, without the
silly picture on top of his speakers.

There you go again "pretending" you're an expert on things you know
nothing about, and have never studied. You don't even know what that
state is, to be able to find alternatives to it. And why is a picture
on the wall less "silly" somehow, than a picture on a wooden box? Have
you ever been to a museum, ignoramus? Ever seen a sculpture placed atop
a wooden column, which highly resembles a speaker? Just because you
have an awful lot of insecurities Bob, doesn't mean everyone has to
share your neurotic afflcitions, does it?

Fella, consider putting some art on
the wall where they will catch your eye and soul.

Or you can ingest glue into your nostril like Robert does, and mix
anti-depressants with depressants, for that perfect "balance and
harmony".

Most of us, except for the very rare, would like our emotional tenor to be a
little different from what it is. Some of us are constantly in search of
something that will help us relax, unwind

Not all of us, however, end up drinking drain cleaner to unwind, like
you.

others of us, feeling too relaxed
for optimum experience, want to speed up, feel more intense.

I'm sure you have drugs for that as well, in your little black bag.

This manifests
in our choice of music, beverage, and lifestyle.

And your obsessive posting habits, as we can see.

Due to these differences,
it was extremely difficult to come up with a Tweak that would be universally
effective for all mankind. However, because of the effulgent brillance of my
mind, which exceeds that of Richard Graham by seven order of magnitude

LOL!

Thank you for making me spill my milk again!


*************I HAVE SUCCEEDED!!!!!!!!*******************

*************BOB MOREIN, *********************
********SAVOUR AND AUDIO PROPHET***********

********DESCENDS TO EARTH FOR THIS POST*************


God, what an ego on this maniac.


And yo rao'ers are about to be the recipients of my unbounded benificense,
my gentle nature, and my all-caring soul.

I saw your "gentle nature and all caring soul" after receiving a threat
of litigation from your lawyer, for having simply repeated what you
told me about having tried and enjoyed my l-shape tweak.

It even works for Limeys!


Racist bigot too. Nice. Have you finally exhausted all ways in which to
make a fool of yourself, Robert?


Before I continue, I should mention that this tweak has been PROVEN to work
only for female vocals.

Find a pinup of your favorite FEMALE. For the majority of you, it has to be
female. Whatever you choose, it must be the embodiment of Sex Goddess, Earth
Mother, and Audio Whore. She must be willing to do anything for you, a
helluva lot more than your wife or average streetwalker. Pay attention now:
1. Big Boobs
2. Expansive Buttocks
3. A Face with Prominent Cheekbones
4. Pearly White Teeth
5. A Sweetness that will allow you to imagine that she welcome you showing
up at her digs unannounced to proclaim your True Love for her.

Tape this to your speakers. If the picture is good enough, it won't matter
if it drapes over the tweeters. Not one bit at all.


I've got a better one. Get a couple of pictures of your wife. Someone
whom you presumably do truly love. Make sure one is a current snap, and
the other is an earlier snapshot from her infancy or childhood. Place
each in separate zip lock bags. Now stick them in your freezer, and
listen again to your sound system. Since your only fliration with
"love" is the whore that hangs around the corner of your street, this
obviously won't apply to you, Rob.

rest of worthless dumb joke tweak snipped

Play your favorite female vocal. It sounds better. If it doesn't sound
better, you're a stupid cone-headed American like me, because it has to
turn out like I say. That's the whole point.

Then you are a stupid cone-headed American. I would certainly never say
that.

Oh, and Dr. Graham? Are you there? "Shovels" is a term you use to refer to George Middius.

I know that Robert. He also uses it to refer to himself. He's kind of
off his rocker, which is why I'm one of the few that pays any
attention to him (out of pity). Not unlike you.


Regards,
Robert Morein

BA-BOOM!!!

That must be the sound of your brain imploding. You've finally lost
the rest of your marbles, Bob.