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dave weil
 
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Default Apple's dirty little secret

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 18:58:50 +0000, Captain Fire Farter, The
wrote:

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 12:03:29 -0600, dave weil
wrote:

We were dropping a speaker on your head. Do you think the Beefeaters
will mind?


Not if I wear my best red pinafore.


HMS?

Boy, I'm glad I'm off tonight. I can concoct other methods of crowning
you with Fabers. I've already designed a suitable catapult. I was also
thinking of one of the Coyote-employed ACME giant slingshots.

The next plan will be determing the proper amount of C-4 speaker
damping. Do you prefer to have any identifiable body parts or do you
wish to be vaporized?

I'm by the phone if you wish to consult. I have designed a special
answering machine message just for you, so if the phone rings, I will
let the message play and hope that the call isn't someone offering me
a job.