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From: "Perry L. Adler" homerramone2000@y...
Date: Mon Feb 2, 2004 8:33 am
Subject: Superbowl Ads
http://www.suprmchaos.com/home.index.html

Superbowl Ads
CBS lied like a Bush about issues ads.

CNN tried to make up for traitor Novak's psychotic attack on a bystander
in NH
by allowing the Moveon.org ad to run. This was the same ad that CBS deemed
to
controversial to screen during the Super Bowl. To see the ad in question,
go to:
www.moveon.org/front/.

I changed channels to watch, it was on at about 20.17 EST in case you
missed it.

So... what of CBS?

We don't do issues ads they said.
We don't do ads that might be found offensive they said.

No issues?
Not offensive?

Liars.

Most ads were for beer, violent horror movies or penis erection drugs -
not one
but two of them (Levitra and Cialis)!

Nothing offensive - fun for all the family...

CBS, I call rubbish on that claim. You showed us...

A man being bitten in the genitals by a dog
A man soliciting for sex and having his pubic hair ripped out
Setting fire to horse flatulence
A pet pony being shot to death
Children forced to eat soap for saying the word "****"
An elderly man assaulting an elderly woman and knocking her down with a
stick
A man injuring his neck attempting a motorcycle stunt
A man having a face painted on his naked chest and belly
A monkey overtly asking a woman for a bestial sexual relationship (A
campaign
ad for Rick Santorum perhaps?)
A woman brushing the hair on her husbands' back
Oh, and if you want soft core porn, CBS will have it on the Grammys next
week
judging by their ads.

As for a 'fun for all the family' half time show... I call rubbish on that
as
well, CBS.

A partial strip tease during the song by P. Diddy and Nelly.
Kid Rock wearing our nation's flag with a huge hole cut in it while
singing
about crack heads and Methadone clinics.
Janet Jackson in her S & M outfit singing while backed by her
cross-dressing
male dancers. No issues for Janet, 'No to bigotry and illiteracy.' Those
aren't
issues. Right.
Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson having simulated sex on stage and
ending
the show with Justin ripping off half of Janet's dress to reveal her right
breast.

Family fun at CBS? Hypocritical liars.

I must give a special thanks to you, CBS, for forcing me to explain to my
kids;
"Erections lasting more than four hours are rare but require immediate
medical
attention." That was a more uncomfortable experience than having to
explain that
Bush has spent a huge portion of their future income on a war based on his
lies.

Or maybe it wasn't.

They took it pretty well; ten year olds don't seem to fully grasp the
concept of
having their future earnings stolen before they even reach middle school.

Which is the odd one out?

A. An ad telling us we should choose to vote
B. An ad asking if our kids should smoke
C. An ad asking if our kids should pay off the national debt
D. An ad recommending open source code
E. An ad for soft ware so kids can 'live up to their full potential'
You know already the answer but more important:

Why is it the odd one out? Could it be that our speech is no longer free
in
America due to the biased acts of such censors as CBS?


Most Americans would rather watch a horse fart lit up
than watch the moveone.org ad. Not that there is much difference.
Its all about entertainment value. If you all could stop being so
overtly mean, maybe you all will come off alittle funnier.




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