Shovels wrote:

Dear Shovels: You're tedious.

I'm glad you recognize that about yourself, Shovie. But you're not
just tedious, you know. You're also very annoying to the rest of the
group, with your endless petty tirades against me, continually starting
new threads. Quite the testament to your runaway ego, isn't it?
Personally, I like to watch you make such an enormous fool of yourself,
but I can see you're getting exhausted, and didn't you admit as
much earlier, in the thrilling attention-seeker, "Shovels gets
exhausted!"? What's the matter Shovie? We're you breast fed with a
bottle of Coke with extra sugar? Is that why you have such a rabid
obsession with me and such an incessant craving for attention?


"Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some
classes in remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-)"

No comment, George? :-)

I humbly and sincerely apologize for offending your delicate orthographical
sensibilities. In future, I will proofread each of my posts at least three
times so that this horrible affront to linguistic purity never occurs again.

Good start, boy, Now apologize for YOUR "delicate orthographical
sensibilities". After all, you were the one that started playing
spelling cop with me, writing post after post that only addressed a
single spelling error in one of mine. Clearly, it was a desperate plea
that said you couldn't find anything stronger to attack me on. Almost
as desperate a troll as your partner Garbage Bag Boy made, who based an
entire attack post against me on an unclosed parentheses. Such
brilliant minds you both have! That showed what truly lame trolls you
both are. Nevertheless, in those posts you accused me of "mangling the
Queen's English", and worse, because of a typo I'd made. That was
the funniest thing ever, Shovie! I mean frankly, I've never seen
someone make such a fool out of themselves in a single act, as you did
when you made that accusation. Here are two examples of what I mean:

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"Shovie has his own kind of spelling. It involves lots of perorations.
" - George "Shovels" Middius

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Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some classes
in
remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-) - George
"Shovels" Middius


Now get started on apologizing for both of them, Shovels. Then we'll
talk about you projecting your fantasies on to the group.