Look! In the sky! It's a bird turd! It's a frozen block of airplane lav
waste! No, it's ... Shovels the Maniacal Tweakmeister. How dreary.

Who was "dancing to my tune before"?

How quickly you forget, Shovels. On behalf of my fellow sane people, I'd
like to apologize for our lack of tact in dealing with your ongoing mental
breakdown.

I dropped a peanut

Well, pick it up and give it to the elephant. Waste not, want not.

I'm the good little monkey

Does that mean you've stopped flinging your poo at visitors?

stop doing background checks on me

Why should I? What are you hiding, Shovels?

It's a brand new thread today about me, from Deano,
who went to the trouble to forge my identity

Remember the adage about imitation being flattering. That should help you
cope with this insidious assault on your personhood.

GeoSynch

Do you know what Styncho is? Never mind, I'll tell you: He's a racist, a
homophobe, a reactionary, a Bible-thumper, a hatemonger, and altogether a
virulent exponent of bigotry and intolerance. But feel to line yourself up
with him. I doubt your reputation can suffer any further.

BTW, this little rant of yours topped 1,000 words. You certainly are the
garrulous little backbiter. ;-)


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A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.